Wednesday, July 28, 2010

If AFL Teams Were One Big Family

Mum on speed - Collingwood

Aggro dad - Carlton

Grandpa with pipe - Melbourne

Grandma with bow-legs - Geelong

Evil uncle with dark, locked shed - Essendon

Crazy aunty with skin condition - Richmond

Fun-loving uncle with tears of a clown - W. Bulldogs

Philosophical aunty with gun collection - St Kilda

Creepy girl cousin in black dress - North Melbourne

Obnoxious boy cousin in V8 Turbo ute - Hawthorn

Flighty girl cousin who married a drummer - Sydney

Perplexed boy cousin who can't find happiness - Brisbane

Dad's old girlfriend who thinks she's part of the family - Adelaide

Mum's old boyfriend who wears bling and wants to kiss everyone - West Coast

The senile old guy from up the street who keeps wandering in - Port Adelaide

The stoned kid hiding under the couch we can't convince to leave - Fremantle